HRH Queen Nicola
so, nicola’s new single lucky day is out this week. last time i checked on itunes it was no.96. not bad for a ginger. here’s a photo of nicola getting ready to go to a party at my house a few years ago:
oh and here she is at the party, with madonna who was also there with her new adopted malawian child Dave Banda:
and here she is again in my bedroom selecting which ballet pumps to wear (her feet were just absolutely killing her in heels):
go team ginge and her second top 100 single (WELL ITS FUCKING BETTER THAN BLOODY NADINE OK!!!?!!)
the dating game
so today i opened my gaydar inbox to find the most exquisite proposition from this very attractive young man: “want to fuck fuck”
so excited, what the F am i gonna wear for my date?!
HERE IS THE VIDEO REQUIRED TO PLAY LOUIS IN A DREZZZZZZ
#louisinadress
‘louis in a dress’ is a game i’m obsessed with at the moment. if i look at my bank balance and i have less money than greece, or if i’m trying to get ready for a night out and my face decides to look deformed then this is the cure.
its simple: all you do is watch the saturdays ‘all fired up’ video and imagine that frankie is louis from one direction. TRY IT
bonsoir
brap! whatsapp?! i’m shit at taking photos, writing songs/poetry. i am good at convincing people to get drunk or go out. dunno what the fuck i’ve made a blog for. is that what tumbler is? bye
